How are you?
Apologies for the silence. I've been ill. The kind of ill where you get prescribed drugs with names so long that they wouldn't fit in a tweet, comprised of letters that would make you seriously consider changing your whole Scrabble hand.
Feeling nauseous for almost a week has definitely begun to get tedious, and it's also been incredibly disorientating to NOT want to eat anything. I mean, eating is what I do!!
The silver lining of this misery is that I've lost some weight; albeit not from the places I'd choose. I've concluded that, if I were to continue losing weight until I could vanish like the Cheshire Cat, who leaves only a lingering smile, the last visible part of me would definitely be my bum. So let's all keep our fingers crossed that I recover soon; because no one wants to see that.