In case you weren't aware, I work for the NHS. Not the actual saving-lives bit. In the officey bit. Although I reckon I could save someone's life with a hole-punch, a treasury tag, and one of those stabby-mouthed things for removing staples if I really needed to.
Yesterday afternoon I went to a meeting (mostly for the free biscuits) where I discovered that not only do we have a Day Team and a Night Team to look after elderly patients with dementia, but we also have a Twilight Team!! How reassuring must it be for confused older people to wake up to this?!: