Back by popular request*, here's some more of me wittering on about things.
There have been two big changes around here in the last week.
The first is that thanks to the MEGA STORM which hit last weekend, our garden fence is now decking.
Sadly, whilst it was a bit like Twister, there was no sign of Cary Elwes. Admittedly, I would only be interested in the Cary Elwes of 26 years ago**, so it would've had to be a time travelling twister too.
|** You know what I've just realised? This film is older than me.|
Which means Westley is probably now a little bit too old for me. Sad face.
It was also not like Twister because I am guessing Twister's budget was less than it's apparently going to cost to fix our fence. I think it would be cheaper to move. Or build a special force field dome over the garden a la Stephen King (/The Simpsons Movie).
Speaking of The Simpsons Movie, that totally reminds me. Last night Tom and I were watching Striking Distance last night (FYI- don't bother) and it suddenly dawned on me how much Bruce Willis looks like Homer Simpson. Or vice versa. Whatever. Turns out I'm not the only one who thinks so. My point is, am I now supposed to become less attracted to Bruce Willis or more attracted to Homer Simpson?!
Anyway... the second change around here is that someone stole half of Tom's face. Thankfully only the hairy part of it. To show support for Movember, Tom shaved his beard off (with my assistance) on 31 October. It's the first time I have EVER seen his chin (which proves how completely un-shallow I am; I've been in love with this boy for over FIVE YEARS, and I had no idea what his chin looked like. I'm basically Mother Teresa***)
|From Hagrid to Super Mario in one fell swoop.|
So. What's new with you?
*Seriously, someone requested this :)
*** Note to self: check whether Mother Teresa is famous because she fell in love with a lot of bearded men.